After allegedly enjoying a 36-hour drug- and drink-fueled rager with a porn star that ended with him in the hospital for “abdominal trouble,” Charlie Sheen — who earns $27.5 million a year — checked himself into rehab over the weekend, putting production for his hit sitcom, “Two and a Half Men,” on hiatus, according to Radar Online. “Charlie Sheen has voluntarily entered an undisclosed rehabilitation center,” his rep said in a statement. But Sheen himself thinks everyone needs to calm down already. “I’m fine,” he said in a text message to the site. “People don’t seem to get it. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”

When you make your show (and everyone who works on it) go on a forced hiatus, you aren’t doing your job. But when you make that much money by delivering “Two and a Half Men” to the world, maybe it does take mountains of coke and prostitutes to help make you feel better about yourself.