In order to not become the next Tiger Woods, David Beckham, 35, has filed a lawsuit against In Touch after the magazine published a story that said the soccer star had sex with prostitutes, according to The Associated Press.

 

The lawsuit also names 26-year-old Irma Nici, who told In Touch that she was a former “high-class call girl” (that’s an oxymoron if we’ve ever heard one) who slept with Beckham five times in 2007.

 

The lawyers of Mr. Posh Spice insist the claims “are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it.”

 

The lawyer’s statement translates into: Come on, seriously? Look at him. Like that guy needs to pay for sex.