Sources say socialite Paris Hilton is “devastated” and “beyond upset” that she’s being detained in Japan, where she has gone on a business trip one day after receiving a one-year, suspended sentence for cocaine possession.


Reuters reports that immigration officials are making Hilton stay overnight at a Japanese airport hotel for more questioning before allowing her to enter the country.


So, let’s get this straight: After getting off with a slap on the wrist for having coke — the standard sentence for rich white girls and/or former presidents — it seems she is now beyond upset that she has to wait in a hotel for a day? Girl, get yourself to the mini-bar and order a movie. What’s “devastating” to you is like our dream day off.