You know what good little sextuplets and twins need for the holidays after what might be the worst year of their lives? Their parents divorce to be finalized — just in time for Christmas!


Yes, nothing says Joyeux Noel for the Gosselins like their lawyers talking to the press about how much they can’t wait to be separated. Kate’s attorney confirms to E! News that a judge expected to sign off on their split within 24 hours.


“The law clerk said the decree would be entered today or tomorrow and literally, I’m waiting for it. It could be any minute,” the lawyer said.


Let’s hope an excited Jon and Kate make tiny Xeroxes of their divorce decree — we hear they make great stocking-stuffers for little children whose hearts have been broken into millions of pieces.