It’s official: Brad and Angelina are happy

<p>Think twice before you question the Supreme and Otherworldly Happiness of <b>Angelina Jolie</b> and <b>Brad Pitt</b>. (Or, you know, make sure your source is legit.)</p>

 

Think twice before you question the Supreme and Otherworldly Happiness of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. (Or, you know, make sure your source is legit.)

 

On Thursday, the couple accepted a settlement from British tabloid News of the World, which in January published reports that they were in the process of splitting and working out custody arrangements for their six children. In addition to an apology and admitting that the reports were “false and intrusive,” according to Reuters, the paper is paying the couple’s costs and damages — which will be donated to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, as they are not only in love but also very, very rich and generous.

 

Note to Brad and Angelina: We’ve always been big fans here at Metro. Big fans — look at our cover today! Wow, are you guys actually getting better looking?

 

– Today’s Word was written by Monica Weymouth.

 
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