Another ‘winning’ weekend for Sheen

It wouldn’t be a gossip column without some news about Charlie Sheen. The tiger-blooded (former?) star of “Two and a Half Men” web­cast his own talk show on Saturday night. Called “Sheen’s Korner,” the program featured Sheen in a porkpie hat, sitting in front of a microphone and rambling on for an hour. “You’re either in Sheen’s corner or you’re with the trolls,” he said, saying hello to his children and showing off his new tattoo that said: “Winning.” Appropriately, fart noises accompanied some of the program.

Is it just us or is going from starring on the nation’s top-rated sitcom and getting $2 million an episode to a webcast the exact opposite of “winning”?

Ke$ha leaves her mark

Be careful next time you ask for a celeb’s autograph. On a video posted on her Facebook page, Ke$ha, the 24-year-old singer behind hits like “Tik Tok,” fulfills a fan’s request for a signature by giving him what looks like a dollar sign tattoo. “I’ll come over there after I tattoo this guy,” she tells other fans, who start to cheer. Then she goes in a room and gets to work. “Are we in heaven right now? Ke$ha heaven?” asks the fan. “This is fun. It’s like I’m in prison.”
Funny that some people’s idea of heaven is the same as total hell to others.

Lupe Fiasco is still a star, thank you

Rapper Lupe Fiasco is furious with his label, Atlantic Records, who he says called his album “The Cool” and single “Superstar” a flop, even though they sold millions, according to the Guardian. He says he was angriest when the label replaced his verses on “Nothing on You” with ones written by B.o.B. “That was the tipping point,” Lupe told the Guardian. “It was mentally destructive. I say it with certain laissez-faire now because I’m past it, but back then, hearin’ that s—, it f—ed me up. I was super-depressed, lightly suicidal, at moments medium suicidal — and if not suicidal, willing to just walk away from it all completely.”

We had no idea you can rank your feelings of suicide. Now is the perfect time to tell you all that the giant new head shot on the top of this page is making me feel lightly to medium suicidal this morning.

Lohan caught on camera

According to PerezHilton, La Lohan can be seen stealing a necklace from a Venice Beach, Calif., jewelry store in footage shot by their security camera. The TV show “Entertainment Tonight” bought the clip, which would embarrass the actress publicly were she not shamed on a daily basis.