Despite reportedly handing Nick Lachey a chunk of her fortune during their divorce, Jessica Simpson isn’t asking for a prenuptial agreement from new fiance Eric Johnson, according to Popeater. “Nick walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no prenup,” a source says. “You would think she would have learned her lesson. But where romance is concerned, Jess follows her heart, not her head.”
Jessica! Call us! Or, better yet, get crazy-eyed Suze Orman on the phone. And please, don’t take this the wrong way, but: You’re being an idiot. We’ve written this column for three years now and not one celebrity couple has ever made it — ever — and we’re pretty certain the trend won’t reverse with you and your boyfriend of seven months. And you know your perfumes Fancy, Fancy Love and Fancy Nights aren’t pulling in “Newlyweds” levels of cash (actually, we’re not 100 percent sure of that; we just wanted to get in the fact that Simpson has a Fancy line of perfumes because: wow).
