Today is the day Lindsay Lohan needs to be in L.A. for her court hearing to determine if she’s complying with her probation for a drunken driving conviction.
Yeah — that’s totally not going to happen.
Lohan is at Cannes Film Festival and the troubled actress now claims that she’s lost her passport so shecan’t fly back. Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers is not amused, telling RadarOnline that if Lohan has been “using drugs or lying to the court” she will be seeking substantial jail time for Lohan, up to 180 days.
Yeah — she’s totally going to the slammer.