This weekend was one of stars, drugs and people unclear of the concepts. After Paris Hilton’s arrest for cocaine possession in Las Vegas on Friday, her attorney, David Chesnoff, released a statement that showed that he doesn’t know a thing about his client.


“This matter will be dealt with in the courts, not in the media, and I encourage people not to rush to judgment until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law,” he said.


Oh, David, this matter will obviously be dealt with in the media; that’s just the way things are in the topsy-turvy, Paris Hilton-y world in which we live.


And in other drug news, Michael Lohan revealed to Radar Online that he will be opening a drug and rehabilitation center (name: Daddy’s Broken Promises?). We have a feeling Paris Hilton will be the only person dumb enough to go there.