Photos circulated yesterday of Paris Hilton (remember her?) dancing on a luxury yacht.


Now, while that pastime is nothing new for the heiress, her pose was — she was shot wearing a military-style hat with her arm up in what may or may not be a Hitler salute.


But have no fear! Hilton’s faithful spokesman was there to give a quote to diffuse the situation and preserve her sparkling image. “Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken.”


So, basically, Paris Hilton is 1. Not a Nazi, but a horrible dancer; 2. Is a Nazi and chooses to profess her Aryan beliefs on the dance floor; or 3. Is trying to get Sandra Bullock to break up with her, too.