Big ups to Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, who managed to get married two weeks ago without any tabloid interference. The unbelievably good-looking couple snuck under the paparazzi radar and was married at a friend’s house in the Bahamas. And according to Life & Style, only close family members attended the ceremony, one being Penelope’s fetus. Yes, the magazine is saying the actress, who is currently filming “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” in the Bahamas, is due in December.
We’re happy for the couple, but sad this will probably retire that amazing rumor that Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are the hottest Latino lesbian couple to ever grace the planet Earth.