In today’s “WTF” moment, let us tell you about a little girl named Tila Tequila, who got her start posing for Playboy and then went on to slut herself out with strangers of both sexes on a reality TV show called “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.”


Earlier this month, she claimed she was engaged to heiress Casey Johnson, but as of yesterday she Tweeted: “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!!”


Tequila claims she is already pregnant and that “That is my xmas present to them.” Adorable. But really, isn’t there anyone — anyone at all — who might be better to carry your child?


Her last name is an alcoholic beverage, for goodness sake. What, were the surrogate wombs of Valerie Vodka, Wendy Whiskey, Genny Gin and Rachel Rum all unavailable?