Apparently, “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak will quit drinking and smoking long enough to pop out a baby. Yes, Zolciak, 32, has confirmed on the cover of Life & Style that she’s carrying the child of her boyfriend (and professional football player) Kroy Biermann.

OK, we know what you’re all thinking, and that thing is “Gross!” However, look on the bright side: Perhaps Zolciak will transfer her amazing love of weaves into a line of wigs for babies. Zolciak Baby Wigs! Because you know a “Real Housewives” baby won’t be caught dead going outside with a bald spot.