Want to party with Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the alleged White House crashers and “stars” of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” (and, really, who doesn’t)? Then you’re in luck — according to RadarOnline.com, the terrible couple has signed on with celebrity booking agent Mike Esterman, who tells the site he’s looking into booking them for parties and even some cruise ships. The cost for such a pleasure??$10,000-$15,000.

“They want to do it and they’ve said, ‘This is great! We might as well as do what we’re supposedly known for,’” Esterman told the site.

We guarantee that if this is really true, in five months we’ll be telling you how they got pushed overboard. We hope.