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The best #Blizzard2017 booty calls

Netflix and cozy?

With the exceedingly mild winter we've had this year, it seems like we may have skipped cuffing season altogether. Or maybe it’s just been delayed? Winter Storm Stella is set to slam NYC late tonight and through tomorrow morning, and folks around NYC are looking for someone to shack up with.

Related: How much snow is expected in Boston, Philly and New York?

A “tall dark handsome professor type” wants to meet for drinks tonight “pre-storm” near NYU. Guess he didn’t watch that “Girls” episode (or did he)?

This guy seeking a “snowstorm cuddle partner” makes the argument that “2 logs burn a bigger fire than 1.” Although, he specifies that the lady in question should be non-smoking. K.

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This Upper East Side bloke wants to head North or South for fun. He asks that you respond with the subject line “Snow.” (Do the quotes hint that he’s talking about that Lindsay Lohan?) Oh, and nice stock image of a mountain reflected in a lake and blurry flip phone shot of a candle-lit bathtub scattered with roses.

This fella is just super lonely on the UWS. We’re almost buying it.

And in a not-at-all-menacing sounding premise, this dude thinks you should chill with him because “it might be a while before you see another sign of life.” Yikes.

In Astoria, one bro wants to get dinner and drinks before the storm, adding the caveat (“I know its Monday").

While in Brooklyn, another advertises a “snow day with a handsome man.” Although he hasn’t been dating much lately, he does have Netflix and plenty snacks.

This is really the only blizzard buddy you need:
 
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