In a move that we think comes 17 years too late, on Friday a judge appointed a guardian to Courtney Love’s daughter, Frances Bean, meaning Love no longer has legal control of her daughter. The guardians — appointed due to unstable conduct of Love — are Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister.

Kourtney’s kid finally ‘krowns’

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son yesterday and named him Mason Dash Disick, reports People. Luckily, the kid dodged the annoying “K” name trend of the family. Unluckily, he has about 10 years until he Googles his name and finds out how his oversharing mom gabbed to every tabloid about whether she should have him.

The Xmas list continues ...

Yet another day of brainstorming what we at Metro want to give certain celebrities for the holidays and yet another beautiful day of sharing them with you. If you have any ideas, send ’em on in.

John Mayer:
A beautifully bound journal so he can write in that and stop using Twitter so damn much.

Madonna: The ability to make sure ex Guy Ritchie’s “Sherlock Holmes” bombs at the box office (hint: It won’t).

Jennifer Aniston: A baby. Not because she really needs one, but just in order to make the tabloids shut up about her womb already.

Katie Holmes:
Her old personality back.

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