Jon Gosselin is planning a huge do-over in his life. The divorced dad of eight has hired a new manager and life coach — and to commemorate this event, he got a giant dragon tattooed on his back.


“I have planned this tattoo for years now,” Jon told about the large (very large!) Korean design, which takes up half his back. “I wanted something that resembled a rebirth or a change in me.”

You know, it just might work! We can hear the conversation now:


Random woman: Jon, is there something different about you?


Jon: Yeah! I’m a better dad! Oh, and I got this giant dragon tattoo on my back. Wanna do it?

See! It could work. We’re so distracted by the dragon tattoo, we forgot to make fun of his hair plugs.