Kim Zolciak must be getting tired of Jessica Simpson stealing the blond-weave-wearing-pregnant-lady spotlight, as it was announced yesterday that she and husband Kroy Biermann, 26, are wasting no time expanding their family. After giving birth to their son, Kroy Jagger (KJ) Jr., last May, Life & Style is exclusively reporting that the couple is expecting their second baby.

“Kroy and I are so excited,” Kim, 33, tells the magazine. “To decide we wanted to get pregnant again and have it happen so quickly was such a blessing.”

I’d go all conspiracy theorist on you and say Kim and Kroy (ed note: What the hell kind of name is “Kroy”? Is that a mash-up of “Kyle” and “Troy”?) are just now revealing this news to bring attention to the TV special about their lavish November wedding, “Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding,” which premieres on April 26 at 9 p.m. on Bravo. But, come on: Anyone who films their wedding for reality TV and then calls it “Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding” will of course try to capitalize off of a pregnancy. There’s no conspiracy about it.

Kutcher: To the moon!

Ashton Kutcher is going into orbit. Virgin mogul Richard Branson has revealed that the “Two and a Half Men” star is the 500th passenger to sign up for an upcoming Virgin Galactic flight. “I gave Ashton a quick call to congratulate and welcome him,” Branson wrote on his blog. “He is as thrilled as we are at the prospect of being among the first to cross the final frontier (and back!) with us and to experience the magic of space for himself.”

Now for the most pressing question: How much to keep him there?