Well, it’s the time again. Time for New York City to be flooded with famous and rich people, all of whom will squeeze into horrible looking dresses and body-shaped fabrics, to watch hungry men and women walk in more uglybody-shaped fabrics. Lord help us.
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Here are five of the worst of the worst of the worst animals who have wandered the streets during New York Fashion Week so far:
Kim Kardashian: If you have’t heard yet Mrs. West is staring as Cruella Deville in a new burlesque edition of “101 Dalmations.”
Kylie Jenner: We can’t see the entire outfit, and we’re okay with that.
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Alicia Quarles: Fun fact, this top is actually an oversized Tibetan prayer flag.
Coco Rocha: If you hit the target with a wiffle ball, this dress will be dunked into a vat of gasoline and then set on fire. Oh, and you win a giant teddy bear!
The entire Jenner and Kardashian clot: There’s one of two things happening here. A) The Kardashians and Jenners faced a firing squad and this was the last picture of them alive. B) They are now in a cult in which Kanye, the leader, is exempt from wearing these horrible marshmello peep uniforms they’ve been forced to wear. Olivia Palermo: Using curtains to make clothing is charming when your goveness does it, Olivia. Not when you do it yourself.
June Ambrose: The only fitting punishment for this outfit is for someone to drop a house on you.
Perez Hilton: When you don’t clean out your ears for a long enough time this what your cotton swap will look like when you pull it out.
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