Snooki’s latest on-air hook-up from “The Jersey Shore,” Dennis Figueroa, spilled the beans about what went down under the sheets.


“I haven’t talked to her since that all happened,” Figueroa told the site about picking up Snooki in a bar and then being filmed in the pint-sized star’s bedroom.


“When I woke up, Snooki scared me. ... Her hair was a mess, it was crazy and it looked like a mane. She was wearing little shorts and a tank top. She smelled like liquor and I was like, ‘Oh, my God.’ All I could think was, ‘What did I do?’”


We’re pretty sure the answer to that is: A bronzed midget.


Today in lawsuits

Oksana Grigorieva is suing Mel Gibson alleging battery, emotional distress and defamation, reports. Meanwhile, Katherine Jackson, the mother of Michael Jackson, filed a lawsuit for negligence against AEG (the company in charge of MJ’s “This is It” tour) for hiring the maligned Dr. Conrad Murray. You know, it’s very interesting — in the entire time we’ve been doing this column, it’s rare that we report on people actually working.