Whether or not the split rumors are true, this gossip item from the Daily Mail got us giggling: Apparently, Brad Pitt has secretly bought a Hollywood Hills bachelor pad to hide out in while he splits from Angelina Jolie.
The house reportedly has two bedrooms, two bathrooms and a bar area — plus a cave built into the foundations. Yes, that’s right — a cave. Why Pitt wants a cave, we don’t know. Is it so he won’t get cell phone reception? (“Sorry I didn’t get your call, Ang, I was hanging out in my cave playing Xbox.”) Because bats usually radiate more warmth than Angelina Jolie? Or so he can get inspiration for styling his beard from the stalactites? Your suggestions are welcome!