In news that should make your Monday commute back to work after a long Thanksgiving holiday slightly more depressing, it seems America’s sweetheart, Reese Witherspoon, and America’s endearing blue-eyed quasi-beefcake, Jake Gyllenhaal, have split from their boring relationship.

Although has no information other than “a source close to the actress” claims it to be true, we can’t imagine the two went out in Tiger Woods/scorned-Swedish-au pair-turned-wife style.
No, we doubt any golf clubs were employed.

To us, Gyllenhaal and Witherspoon were like the lava lamps of Hollywood relationships — kinda fun to look at for a little while, but eventually boring.