Although he was arrested a mere five months ago for domestic abuse and went into rehab for what was reportedly a crack addiction, Charlie Sheen is set to earn “nearly $2 million an episode” on “Two and a Half Men,” per Variety. He is now officially our highest paid TV actor.


Another personality who is raking in big bucks? Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers’ circuit and is asking for $15,000-$30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said. Palin, 19, can talk about youth, abstinence, “pro-life” and women’s programs.


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