Everyone! Important news! More names on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list have been revealed! And yes, you will want to know who they are.
Earlier in the month, we told you about In Touch’s “world exclusive” report, in which the mag somehow got ahold of Lindsay Lohan’s handwritten conquest list. Heath Ledger, Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, Colin Farrell, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, and Jamie Dornan all made the cut, for better or worse. However, some of the names were blanked out for what everyone assumed were legal reasons —but now we know it was just a clever way for In Touch to drag the story on for as long as possible.
The new round of names include Ashton Kutcher, Orlando Bloom, Benicio Del Toro, Ryan Phillippe, rugby player Danny Cipriani, NHL player Aaron Voros and director Josh Mond.
So, there you go. Everyone famous who Lindsay Lohan has had sex with. The only person who is missing is Danny DeVito. And at this point, he probably didn’t make it because she couldn’t figure out how to spell “DeVito.”