Everyone love the FIFA World Cup — except Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. The cigar-chomping character from the Conan O’ Brien Show has been wise-cracking his way around the five boroughs the last two weeks, dishing out a harsh dose of reality to soccer fans watching their home countries play at New York City bars. In the first segment he eviscerated Greek, Brazil, Colombian and Uruguay fans
In the second part of his journey to insult every country in the World Cup, Triumph took on Italy and England, offering English fans the chance to rip up photos of Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and Joe Dimaggio as well as to head butt a plate of spaghetti and meatballs and a cannoli.
Triumph then insults Japanese fans respectful behavior (with his classic “for me to poop on” line) and goes uptown to make fun of their opponents, the Ivory Coast, boasting that Japan versus Ivory Coast was “the largest penis size deferential in World Cup sports.”
A promised third part in the series is coming soon.
No word on whether he’ll be covering the U.S. versus Germany game to come later today.
And watch Triumph's original World Cup report here: