Whether it’s all a Hallmark conspiracy or not, your grandma was right: There really is a holiday for everything. Today being no exception, we should all take a moment to honour Cookie Cutter Day, an event of enormously delicious and important cultural significance.
No one is really sure what it all means, but we have a sneaking suspicion Mr. Christie may be able to tell you. And, yes, to answer your next question, there are actually real life cards you can send to your friends, or your Aunt Ethel in Kapuskasing for whom the joy derived from Cookie Cutter Day sits just marginally lower than the birth of her children.
