Michael Bolton vs. Bruno Tonioli – Metro US

Michael Bolton vs. Bruno Tonioli

Poor, poor Michael Bolton. Not only did he have to crawl on his hands and knees out of a doghouse for his “Hound Dog” performance on “Dancing with the Stars,” but on Tuesday night he was voted off the hit show because of it.

And now Bolton and his bruised ego is going after judge Bruno Tonioli, who said Bolton’s performance was “the worst jive in 11 seasons.”

“I was disappointed with Bruno — to me, he let everybody down,” Bolton said yesterday on ABC’s “Good Morning America.” “I think he should apologize publicly and he should be reprimanded for it.”

Michael, I feel like we should publicly reprimand you for the haircut you had for most of your life. Yes, it’s 2010 and you’re currently bald, and yet we’re still making jokes about your hair. Deal with it.