Miley Cyrus is so totally open, has a ‘fluid’ sexuality

Hey guys, guess what! Miley Cyrus has more sex-related stuff she’d like to tell you about. The shy, reserved and demur pop star opens up to Paper magazine about sexual mores and her own “fluid” sexuality. “I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age,” says Miley, who posed naked with her pet pig for the magazine. “Everything that’s legal, I’m down with. Yo, I’m down with any adult — anyone over the age of 18 who is down to love me.” That’s probably a lot of people, ma’am. You might want to narrow it down a bit more.

Cyrus also wants us to know that while the tabloids have been lapping up her relationships with ex-fiancéLiam Hemsworth, Nick Jonas and Patrick Schwarzenegger, she’s actually had plenty of romantic match-ups with women — you just weren’t paying attention.”People never really looked at it, and I never brought it into the spotlight,” Cyrus says. So that one’s on us, I guess.

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