Carolina Panthers tight endGreg Olsen is thought of around the NFL as “clean cut.” His image is pristine.
But even guys like Olsen have some collegiate skeletons in their closet. Olsen was part of the infamous “7th Floor Crew” during his days with the Miami Hurricanes and they once created a song about how much play they got on the seventh floor of a “U” dorm. A “reporter” asked him about it this week in the video above (fast-forward to the 0:43 mark).
The words in the song are filthy (i.e. DON’T PLAY THIS AT WORK), but the beat is kind of awesome. Here is the mostly cleaned up version of Olsen’s verse. Still NSFW:
“(Whats your name?) G-Reg. (What you do?) Get [oral sexual favors]. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin’ on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickens know Big Greg is in the house, and I’m gonna to make these [gardening tools] choke. On my [testicles], on my [Richard]then I bust a [squirrel’s favorite food]quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my [Richard] between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your [Richard] up in her ear. While I’m laughin’ at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute…in her eyes?) In her eyes.”
Greg Olsen bringing his huge, big third leg to Super Bowl 50 (NSFW music video)
