Good day, @metronewyork. For your lunchtime and post-lunch reading consideration, the Metro6 beckons.
Lawyers for New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell argued the star QB's role in last winter's deflategate scandal and subsequent four-game suspension in Manhattan federal court on Wednesday.
MATT PRIGGE'S MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. REVIEW
How many Metro Globes does Prigge give the new Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer flick? Click to find out. We'll give you this bit: Prigge says the two actors " should clearly get a room already." Mmmms.
WEST POINT GAY COUPLE'S BASHER
Cops capture the man they say attacked a gay couple -- graduates of the nation's army academy -- and got more than he bargained for.
A METRO6 BONUS!!!!
BEST CELEB DISH
Latest on Ben Affleck and the naughty nanny, the intern who sued the Olson twins and ... wait for it, wait for it ... a topless selfie of New York City's own Christina Aguilera.
That should keep you distracted enough from your work!