Hannah Bong-tana, it’s time to come clean.

 

After it surfaced over the weekend via The Daily that Miley Cyrus was presented with a Bob Marley-shaped cake at her 19th birthday party at the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. and quipped, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f---in’ weed,” she is now retracting it, saying the video was all a “joke.”

 

Her rep tells TMZ that Miley was joking about the cake and that the Bob Marley reference was because her friend Kelly Osbourne has been calling her Bob Miley since she saw a video of her ripping a huge bong hit last year. Cyrus then claimed that it was salvia, a harmless herb, and not marijuana in the bong.

 

Cyrus’s rep says that Miley is not a pothead.

 

Pfft. Right.

 

Because non-stoners are known for their love of all things Bob Marley.

My 74-year-old Republican mother has a giant Marley tapestry hanging in her living room because it matches her sofa.