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Book Pick: The Truth About Santa

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’mtelling you why

The Truth About Santa
Author: Gregory Mone
Publisher: Bloomsbury
Price: $21 (Hardcover)

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling you why: Santa Claus has embedded listening devices in your Christmas tree ornaments, he’s been reading your e-mails and listening to your phone conversations. These are just some of Santa’s strategies, that writer Gregory Mone explains in his hilarious, science-rooted book The Truth About Santa. The guide describes how elf cloning, on-demand organ printing, memory-erasing milk and wakefulness drugs, among an extensive list of artificial means, allow Santa to visit every house on Christmas Eve and how he’s survived so long.

 
 
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