Speaking of people totally lying, Charlize Theron, who is now on the circuit promoting her new film Young Adult, is trying to make us believe that she wasn’t beautiful nor popular in high school (how many “pffts” can I fit into one column?).

 

“I wore really nerdy glasses because I was blind as could be and the boys didn’t like (me),” she tells People magazine.

 

Right.

 

Listen, Hollywood: Glasses don’t hide the fact women are 5-foot-10, thin, and gorgeous.

 

That crap only worked in The Princess Diaries because Anne Hathaway had a major uni-brow.