Get it straight: Kelly Clarkson isn’t gay, usmagazine reports. “I get that all the time,” she tells AOL’s pop culture news site, “People are like, ‘Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it.’

“Lesbians tell it to me all the time,” she goes on. “I’m like, ‘I’m glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.’” Clarkson goes on to say she “could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date (someone like) myself, ever. I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man.”