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The first round of the NFL draft turns into a QB bonanza with a record-setting 6 taken in the top 12
Joel Embiid scores 50 points to lead 76ers past Knicks 125-114 to cut deficit to 2-1
Sergei Bobrovsky makes 26 saves, Panthers beat Lightning 5-3 to take 3-0 series lead
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