Former Scores strip club owner Elliot Osher is more than happy to dish on his past celebrity clientele, telling Rush & Molloy that Madonna once stiffed the staff, while Bruce Willis and Demi Moore treated the dancers like equals when they visited.

But the most shocking anecdote concerns Michael Lohan: “Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for,” Osher alleges. “We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.”

Osher claims that Lindsay herself stopped by. “The next week, Lindsay wanted to meet the girls who’d danced for her dad.”