We know what you're thinking. This must be from Japan, right?
Wrong! The correct answer is Germany, where this self-serve dog wash makes its home at the Leipzig dog boutique, Dog an der Koe, which we imagine roughly translates to 'you spend too much money on your dog.'
The carwash for canines allows larger city dogs to luxuriate in spa-like conditions that boast shampoo, warm water and hair dryers! Plus, they get to thug it out boxer-style in rather fetching bathrobes.
Shampoo? Seventeen bucks. Bathrobe? Thirty bucks. Ensuring the misery of your beloved companion for fifteen minutes? Priceless.