The latest headlines getting you down? Metro’s here to cheer you up with a little news satire. In our first-ever Web video series, host Brayden Simms skewers June’s mass media with his trademark low-brow wit.
Warning: Not for the faint of humor.
Sports
Djokovic says he’s ‘fine’ after being hit on the head by a water bottle
Emotional Mbappé confirms he will leave PSG ahead of an expected move to Real Madrid
Djokovic wins his opener at the Italian Open after a month off. Defending champ Rybakina withdraws
Korda shoots 66 to keep bid alive for 6th straight LPGA Tour win. She trails Zhang, Sagstom by 4
Paul Skenes is ready to deliver on the hype as prized Pirates rookie prepares for major league debut
News
It’s not a matter of if a hurricane will hit Florida, but when, forecasters say
Specialty lab exec gets 10-year prison term for 11 deaths from tainted steroids in Michigan
Ethics review finds probable cause that Rep. Troy Nehls misused campaign funds
Justice Kavanaugh says unpopular rulings can later become ‘fabric of American constitutional law’
US pledges money and other aid to help track and contain bird flu on dairy farms
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