Kids rule the Bahamas at Atlantis Adventure Club
The blur of colour and giggles that zips past me as I enter the newAtlantis Kids Adventure Club in Paradise Island, Bahamas isn’timmediately recognizable.
The blur of colour and giggles that zips past me as I enter the new Atlantis Kids Adventure Club in Paradise Island, Bahamas isn’t immediately recognizable.
It takes a few seconds before I realize that it was my 7-year-old son and by then he’s long gone ... again.
From the moment I dropped him off at the Club — Sol Kerzner’s 8,000-square-foot addition to the Atlantis Resort — I lost him.
Forget the mommy guilt and separation anxiety that can come from leaving your kids off while you take in some adults-only downtime on your vacation; here my son barely waved goodbye before being absorbed into a sea of specialists and activities.
When I picked him up, I was officially the best parent on the planet.
There’s a Canadian to thank for this. Ann Bada-Crema’s company Launch by Design (launchbydesign.com) has been quietly wowing visitors at hotels around the world with innovative and imaginative designs for years, but the unveiling of the new Atlantis Kids Adventure Club is sure to garner her a whole new legion of fans under the age of 12.
Launched in January, the Atlantis Kids Adventure is so high-tech and so beyond your typical kids club fare that you’ll wish you were 8 again.
Of course, you’ll have to wish this from the lobby. The ladies manning the front desk are pleasant but clear: No one over the age of 12 gets past the candy-filled pillars and velvet rope guarding the entrance.
A video screen in the lobby offers parents a glimpse of what $45 for a half-day will bring their little ones, but it pales in comparison to seeing it up close. Six distinct zones separate the space and offer kids the opportunity to choose their own adventure:
“Every single space was designed as a single space and then they were made cohesive,” explains the graduate of Toronto’s C.W. Jeffrys art program who credits her Canadian roots — and winters — as well.
“Being Canadian grounds me. I think that because we experience all four seasons and all the sports and all of the activities of those seasons. It allows you to move freely throughout life,” she says.
It may have also given her the ability to instill a bit of ADD.
Every room, every wall, every floor offers an experience for the senses: From the wacky designs on the walls, to the smells wafting in from the kitchen to the sounds and lights in the theatre space and the walls that react to touch.
And everywhere you go you can hear the delighted giggles and screams of kids who’ve found nirvana.=
Even the bathrooms hold surprises that make little ones’ jaws drops.
Little girls can choose from individual toilet stall themes including sports, jungle and, of course, princess. Girls who enter the Princess stall are greeted with a trumpet and do their work under a chandelier in the fully themed space. Boys get similar treatment in their race car and superhero offerings.
In a genius move, the part of the centre I love the most, I know the least about: Wonka’s adventure.
A tall version of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory hero strides into the centre at one point gathering kids for his secret mission and heads off through a door.
About 15 minutes later voices are coming from another direction, but the giggles stop when the door opens to a cloud of dry-ice-induced smoke and a mock elevator door opening.
“What happened in there?” I ask my wide-eyed son who is holding a bag full of sugary treats behind his back.
“I can’t tell you. I signed a contract.” It’s true. Wonka makes them sign something swearing they won’t tell their parents what they saw on the other side and not one of them would break the silence.
Just the facts
Heather Greenwood Davis is a travel columnist and feature writer, reach her at globetrottingmama.com