Meet the non-racists who want a 'White History Month'

It's Black History Month, and what better way to celebrate it than with the mating song of the Eastern White Non-Racist?

It's Black History Month, which means it's time for our favorite sign of the season: the mating song of the Eastern White Non-Racist.


In case you're unfamiliar with this beautiful call, it goes something like this:


"I'm not a racist, but! I'm not a racist, but! I'm not a racist, but why isn't there a White History Month?"


Fortunately, the tumblr blog When Is White History Month? has recorded a number of these delightful calls, each with a particular melody unique to its owner:


For the record:

--March is Women's History Month, Greek-American Heritage Month and Irish-American Heritage Month.

--April is Tartan Month, for those with Scottish-American heritage.

--May is Jewish American Heritage Month and Older Americans Month.

--June is Gay & Lesbian Pride Month.

--July is French-American Heritage Month.

--German-American Heritage Month runs from the middle of September to the middle of October.

--October is LGBT History Month and Italian-American Heritage Month.

--November is Puerto Rican Heritage Month.

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