It happens every year. We sit around the week before the Academy Awards, squeezing our eyes shut in meditative silence as we ponder the same existential questions. “How,” we ask ourselves. “How will they ever outdo last year’s show? Can we ever top 2007’s Taco Night Oscars party?”
By the time Sunday rolls along, we have become desiccated cornhusks of philosophical ruin.
Here’s a way to make it easy on yourself, Plato: Head to the Drake this Sunday for Metro’s Oscar Party. There will be a red carpet, salty snacks, and unlike the actual show, our hosting duo Mark Breslin and Richard Crouse is guaranteed to entertain. Visit thedrakehotel.ca for details.