Quit playing games with my heart, Robert Pattinson’s facial hair.
These photos of the star sporting various beards and goatees over the weekend are the photographic equivalent of putting ketchup on a fine cut of filet mignon: Why ruin such perfection?
On Saturday, the star was snapped with a full beard (and, might I say, horrific sunglasses; was he going for the chubby John Lennon look?) at the Roissy Charles de Gaulles Airport in Paris where he met up with Twilight co-star Ashley Greene.
The two are in town to do promotion for the latest tween blood-sucking installment of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1.
Luckily, on Sunday night, he cleaned up for the red carpet for the film’s Paris premiere by shaving his beard down to a goatee (he also donned a sleek Dolce and Gabbana suit, which helped).
That goatee we ladies can live with. But if you go full-on Brad Pitt/Mark Twain goatee, we’re going to have to talk, Robert.