Did you watch the Royal Wedding? That's awesome! We were up late (for work!) so we slept in and missed it. Here is our definitive live-blog of the experience.
3:50 a.m.: Guests arrive at Westminster Abbey. Metro is sound and solidly asleep.
4:00 a.m.: Prince William and Kate Middleton are given the titles Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Metro rolls over.
5:14 a.m.: The Princes arrive. Metro has a dream about helping Julian Assange draft wide receivers for the St. Louis Rams.
6:07 a.m.: Kate Middleton arrives. Metro has no opinions about her dress, as we are too busy training cats in the art of dressage.
6:30 a.m.: The vows! Metro is awoken by sunlight streaming through our window. We check our cell phone for the time, see it's way early, and roll over and fall asleep.
7:20 a.m.: Wills and Kate leave Westminster Abbey. Metro dreams that we need to help our ex-girlfriend dispose of the body of a man she accidentally killed with a crossbow.
7:50 a.m.: The couple arrives at Buckingham Palace. Metro's alarm clock goes off very loudly shortly thereafter. Which is more exciting?
8:30 a.m.: William and Kate share a kiss on the palace balcony. It is quick, embarrassed, and sort of cute. Metro munches on a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats. The experience is slow, contented, and not cute at all.
8:50 a.m.: The wedding is over: Will and Kate head somewhere luxurious. Metro quickly gets dressed, and heads off to our optometrist.
Did you watch the Royal Wedding? How did your experience compare?