Ryan O’Neal has some harsh words for his kids in the new issue of Vanity Fair. “A couple of them I would take back,” the actor and father of four said. “I don’t think I was supposed to be a father. Just look around at my work — they’re either in jail or they should be.”

O’Neal also says he didn’t recognize his daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral. “I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away, when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me — Tatum!’”