Transformers star Shia LaBeouf opens up to Playboy, telling the magazine about the trials of going through puberty on the set of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle and living in a home with a nudist mother.

“You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever,” LaBeouf says. “She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies.”

When asked who he finds sexy, LaBeouf says it’s dear old mom. “If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

Most Popular From ...