I’m going to send you into the weekend with two bits of depressing information. 1. Snooki is a New York Times bestseller for this year’s magnum opus, A Shore Thing.
2. She has yet another book out called Confessions of a Guidette, which promises to help you join the Snooki Style Revolution (considering she looks like a bad witch Oompa-Loompa, this is one revolution I will not be signing up for).
So for your reading pleasure, here are some outtakes of this work of art, which Snooki is currently promoting.
“A guidette has to know how to have fun anywhere. Like, if you’re stuck in a cardboard box, you have to rock it.”
“LOVE my slippers. It’s like wearing beds on your feet.”
“If you can smell hair gel from a mile away, it signals guido mating season.”
If I’m stuck in a cardboard box, I’d probably yell for help instead of trying to rock out. But then again, I’m not a best-selling author, so what do I know?