The Biggest Supreme Court Decision Of All Time was handed down from on high today, as the justices ruled 5-4 to uphold nearly the entirety of the Affordable Care Act.
In honor of the Court's decision (and the hype surrounding it), we've edited our favorite Onion front page to give the news the gigantic drama it deserves. (WARNING: NSFW language.)
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