The Biggest Supreme Court Decision Of All Time was handed down from on high today, as the justices ruled 5-4 to uphold nearly the entirety of the Affordable Care Act.
In honor of the Court’s decision (and the hype surrounding it), we’ve edited our favorite Onion front page to give the news the gigantic drama it deserves. (WARNING: NSFW language.)
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Joel Embiid scores 50 points to lead 76ers past Knicks 125-114 to cut deficit to 2-1
Sergei Bobrovsky makes 26 saves, Panthers beat Lightning 5-3 to take 3-0 series lead
Falcons provide an NFL draft surprise by taking Washington QB Michael Penix Jr. with No. 8 pick
Rory McIlroy and Shane Lowry share lead in team event at TPC of Louisiana
Jets trade down a spot and then take Penn State offensive tackle Olu Fashanu at No. 11 in NFL draft
US-China talks start with warnings about misunderstandings and miscalculations
Paramedic sentencing in Elijah McClain’s death caps trials that led to 3 convictions
‘There’s Still Tomorrow’ director Paola Cortellesi talks success, toxic relationships and hope
South Africa to mark 30 years of freedom amid inequality, poverty and a tense election ahead
‘The movement will persist’: Advocates stress Weinstein reversal doesn’t derail #MeToo reckoning
