There are times, children, when things in life are too good to be true. A promising job interview, a heart-quickening first date, a mouth-watering meal -- within each lurks the ability to swiftly disappoint us, leaving us heartbroken and lost.
So it was with the rumors that Kim Kardashian was going to go on a date with Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin. We had it all planned out! Nickname brainstorming sessions! Inappropriate jokes about Kris Humphries! Hashtag #Kimsanity!
But alas, as our friend Tim Herrera of amNewYork discovered, it was not to be:
A rep for Kim Kardashian unequivally shot down rumors floating on the Internets today that she and Jeremy Lin were set to go on a double-date with Carmelo Anthony and his wife.We weep, not just for ourselves, but for all the SEO keywords that will never be born.
"Absolutely 100% NOT true. Someone made that story up!" Jill Fritzo told amNewYork. She wouldn't elaborate on how the rumor got started.