1. “When I get that feeling, I want sexual healing, sexual healing, oh baby.” What is this song’s next line?

A “Hit me one more time.”

B “Makes me feel so fine”

C “I’m aged like a fine wine.”

D “Does anyone want a slice of lime?”

2. Is the clitoris generally always in the same place, or does it differ woman to woman?

A It’s always in the same place: above the opening of the urethra and vagina

B It’s always in the same place: perpendicular to the labia majora

C It differs woman to woman

D What is this “clitoris” you speak of?

3. Of the six possible romantic entanglements for a female version of Commander Shepard in Mass Effect II — 2010’s Video Game of the Year — how many are human?


A Zero

B One

C Two

D Three

4. When do women have the most eggs?

A When they hit puberty

B In their early 20s

C When they hit their sexual peak, around 34

D When they’re a baby in the womb

5. What percentage of the world’s men are circumcised?

A 27.2%

B 54.7%

C 62.1%

D 71.9%

6. According to the YouTube video “How to Kiss with Passion” — which has received 32.6 million views — what is the first step?

A Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash; at the very least, have a mint.

B Sit with your partner in private.

C Relax and clear your mind.

D Angle your face to avoid crunching noses.

7. One in 10 women have what in common?

A They will never have an orgasm.

B They have uneven breasts.

C They have multiple orgasms every time.

D They admit to smoking after sex.

8. What does BBW stand for?

A Big, Bald and Wonderful

B Bigger, Better, Wetter

C Big Bow Wow

D Big Beautiful Woman

9. Which of these actresses has not played a prostitute onscreen?

A Jodie Foster

B Monica Belluci

C Jennifer Aniston

D Barbra Streisand

10. The most viewed video of all time on YouPorn, with more than 48 million views, is …

A “Great Body, Great Sex, Great”

B “Paris Hilton — Movie”

C “Fantasy Girl C**s to Life”

D “Blonde hottie p***y and a**”

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Correct answers: 1B, 2A, 3: C, (if you got question 3 correct, you lose a point), 4D, 5B, 6A, 7A, 8D, 9C, 10A

How to score


If you answered 8-10 correct: Frankly, we’re surprised you stopped having sex long enough to read this pervy quiz.


If you answered 4-7 correct: You, like most sexual encounters, were neither amazing nor embarrassing — mostly forgettable. Let’s never speak of this again.


If you answered 0-3 correct: We loved you in that movie, what was it called? With the funny guy? Oh, right, “The 40 Year Old Virgin.”

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