Thanks, but no thanks

When we sit down at the table this Thanksgiving, it will be with warm thoughts and gratitude for the people we get to share this tasty holiday with. But until then, we can’t forget how bad “Mercy” is. Or how much better the world was before someone handed Miley Cyrus a mic. Or that the Gosselins spent the year ruining the lives of their children and gossip columnists everywhere.

Bah, humbug — this is what we’re not thankful for.